Cry Into My Inbox

Got a burning question, publishing inquiry, or emotionally repressed compliment?

Reach out. I might even respond like a real person.

(Eventually. After staring at your message for five hours and panicking.)

Contact me for:

  • Book stuff

  • Collaboration stuff

  • Therapy via email (jk) (unless?)

Don’t contact me for:

  • Crypto pitches

  • Pyramid schemes

  • Vague “business opportunities”
    (Only I will be doing the scamming.)